MARK LEGGETT

Twitter

• I would like to remind everyone that majority of the 'LOL cats" are probably dead by now. - 1 hour ago
• #FF Follow the people I do. Follow them home from work. Track their every move. Go through their trash. Watch them sleep. THEY WANT YOU TO. - 19 hours ago
• I'm glad they're casting skinny prettyboy soap actors as Thor and Captain America. Because that's exactly what they were like in the comics. - 20 hours ago
• Dear product designers. No more chairs. WE HAVE CHAIRS ALREADY. Fuck. - 21 hours ago
• I have my phone set to "really loud" and I take ages to answer my phone and it's the Nokia default ringtone. I'm THAT guy. - 22 hours ago
• I like your hat. - 22 hours ago
• Someone should make a giant Foosball game, with real people kicking the ball around. Then they should make a small table version of that. - 22 hours ago
• If you scream out"I AM NOT A ROBOT!" in a crowded public place, I bet there will be at least one person who won't believe you. - 22 hours ago
• RT @PetronilaRoche: @markleggett If U dig apple phones you have to look at this website. I DIG GRAVES FOR SPAM DICKWADS LIKE YOU. - 23 hours ago
• If I was being chased by a T-Rex, I would purposely crap in my pants so I would become much less delicious. - 1 day ago
• I am 100% sure that if a rhino and a banana tried to make a baby, it would be very unpleasant to watch - 1 day ago
• I am 75% sure that if an African man and an Eskimo woman make a baby, the baby isn't born a Mexican. - 1 day ago
• I am 99% sure that if a man and a woman who are both in wheelchairs make a baby, the baby isn't born in a wheelchair too. - 1 day ago
• To the person who went out and bought a can of whale meat so they could use it to protest whaling with. Think harder. - 1 day ago
• What would Ravishing Rick Rude do? - 1 day ago
• Drive like no one's watching. - 2 days ago
• Normally when a Haimster dies, you just put it in a shoebox and bury it in the garden. - 2 days ago